When a bicyclist gets too close to my car
I Sing the Body Electric: I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS ABOUT SMUT.
- What does “curves in all the right places” mean? What are the right places? How many curves does this describe? What the fuck is this supposed to mean?
- Why do people always smirk before they go down on girls? Is this the universal I-am-licking-you-in-intimate-places…
By the time he turned 5, Michael had developed an uncanny ability to switch from full-blown anger to moments of pure rationality or calculated charm — a facility that Anne describes as deeply unsettling. “You never know when you’re going to see a proper emotion,” she said. She recalled one argument, over a homework assignment, when Michael shrieked and wept as she tried to reason with him. “I said: ‘Michael, remember the brainstorming we did yesterday? All you have to do is take your thoughts from that and turn them into sentences, and you’re done!’ He’s still screaming bloody murder, so I say, ‘Michael, I thought we brainstormed so we could avoid all this drama today.’ He stopped dead, in the middle of the screaming, turned to me and said in this flat, adult voice, ‘Well, you didn’t think that through very clearly then, did you?’
— Can You Call A 9-Year Old A Psychopath? (via rectal)
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Hahahahaha oh god. Dude. As soon as that yellow hit one you know you need to slam the pedal down to the floor and haul ass through that light. Wait… No. I’m confused. How the hell…. This is why we can’t have good things.this
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